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Khamis, 14 Ogos 2014

Why? Y?

Assalam...

Nak kongsi sikit lawak yg tak lawak ni.

If swimming is a good exercise to stay FIT,
Why are whales FAT ??
😀😀😀

Why is the place in a stadium where people SIT,
called a STAND ?

Why is that everyone wants to go to HEAVEN,
but nobody wants to DIE..

In our country,
We have FREEDOM of SPEECH,
Then why do we have TELEPHONE BILLS ?

If money doesn't grow on TREES,
then why do banks have BRANCHES ?
😆😆😆😆

Why doesn't GLUE
stick to its BOTTLE ?
😟😟😟

Why do you still call it a BUILDING,
when its already BUILT ?
😟😟😟

If its true that we are here to HELP others,
What are others HERE for ?
😆 😆😆😆

If you arent supposed to DRINK and DRIVE...
Why do bars have PARKING lots ?
😀😀😀

If All The Nations In The World Are In Debt,
Where Did All The Money Go..?
😧😧😧😧

When Dog Food Is New With Improved Taste,
Who Tests It..?
😈😈😈😈

If The "Black Box" Flight Recorder Is Never Damaged During A Plane Crash,
Why Isn't The Whole Airplane Made Out Of That Stuff..?
🙀🙀🙀🙀

Who Copyrighted
The Copyright Symbol..?
🙈🙈🙈🙈

Can You Cry Under Water.?
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Why Do People Say "You've Been Working Like A Dog",
When Dogs Just Sit Around All Day..??
😆😆😆😆

We all are Living in a seriously funny world....😆😛

So Enjoy 😀

Dont laugh alone pass it on.

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